By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
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raww77 12

ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.

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perdix 29

I'm wondering if either or both of you were lying about your height in the two years of online courtship.

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greyy_goooose 11

Well, at least you know you can carry him around with you so you always know where he's at!

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beccaboo1422 1

Has anyone mentioned that one person being short and another tall is no guarantee at all that your offspring will have the average height? It doesn't work that way...

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an3ph 20

Reading this an hour from meeting an eHarmony match in real life.

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143amandaott 10

You shouldn't be talking to some random guy online! You don't know if he is who he says he is and if he will do anything to you!!

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sammyjo06 14

Oh, please. If she's talked to him for 2 years, she probably has a pretty good idea of his personality. No total creep just looking for easy sex is going to put in the effort of talking to a woman for 2 years... Besides, you can meet some random guy at a bar, or at school, or at church who turns out to not be who he said he is. So don't make out everyone on the internet to be evil, lying creeps. It seems to me that most likely, his comment was said as a joke. A midget meeting a 6'2" girl, "Hey! Our kids would totally be average height!" :)

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