By theoriginalkydd - 11/12/2018 07:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I met up with my ex-girlfriend for coffee. It’s been months, and I was planning on flexing on her with my new car. Turns out, she also got a new car, and it’s newer, cleaner, faster, and better on gas. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

"I was planning on flexing" Well, there go any and all chances you may have had to get even the smallest scrap of sympathy whatsoever.

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Matthew Irmen 11

You should have flexed by being a nice guy and also paying for the coffee

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Dave_Davington 33

"I was planning on flexing" Well, there go any and all chances you may have had to get even the smallest scrap of sympathy whatsoever.

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Matthew Irmen 11

You should have flexed by being a nice guy and also paying for the coffee

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Glowworm56 26

I had to look up what "flexing on her" means. Yeah, you deserve this so much.

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RichardPencil 30

“The best revenge is living well*” *Unless your target is living better, in which case, you ain’t worth a shit.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

And she doesn't use it to over-compensate for being a pathetic dick, either.

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MitiMiki 16

Worrying about what kind of car people drive is just about as shallow as it gets. No wonder she dumped you.

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TumblrweedPasses 11

Stop comparing your life and possessions to other peoples, why not just meet and try to rekindle 'flex on her' you sound 12 ffs, maybe she's looking to date a MAN not infant

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YallDeservedItJk 22

I sympathize with you. I know what it’s like to want to impress someone but then to end up embarrassingly impressed by them. You should try to bond over the cars. Or **** in them. Or maybe not, that’s just where my mind goes...

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