Transportation: Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school,...

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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Soaking

By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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chickunkey 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

Hahaha... bitch.

mellylicious 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:47

If you get a cold, get her sick too (;

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romkuglen 1

Friday 9 September 2011 2:38

Haha lol :)

alliecat1876 2

Friday 9 September 2011 2:47

Oooo I c....u were tryna get a bigger 'junk'

LiveLolLuv 0

Friday 9 September 2011 2:52

Hahahahahahahhahahaha :)

basketballpro219 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:15

Shes a tool. Tell her she needs a tool belt because thats her type.

djmixon 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:17

Awesome... wish I had thought of this when the kids were in school...

Azucar2011 6

Friday 9 September 2011 4:52

if i where you id would of told her "i hope your laughin when your in a retirement home" then just go to my room with a smirk on mi face.

mamapleaz 0

Friday 9 September 2011 5:17

LMFAO

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Friday 9 September 2011 5:25

ahahahaha that's hilarious but definitely FYL because my mom would never do that to me

DrFuzzyNuts 0

Friday 9 September 2011 5:36

I would have kicked a dent in the side of the car even if it was a Bentley. your parents are messed up

missbadluk 0

Friday 9 September 2011 5:38

wow lovely parent you have there.. :-/

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