Transportation: Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school,...

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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Soaking

By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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You deserved it 141

By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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You deserved it 43 781

Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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You deserved it 241

By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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chickunkey 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

Hahaha... bitch.

mellylicious 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:47

If you get a cold, get her sick too (;

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rohaaaaan 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:39

This is what my mother would do. -.-

wriptidez 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:52

keep a raincoat or poncho in your locker .. something to keep u and ur books somewhat dry....

btstig 11

Thursday 8 September 2011 11:29

That's ******* awesome. Don't understand why people are calling MOM a bitch. Go kill yourselves and get a sense of humor.

minichamp116 8

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:35

Oh, you wanna walk home in the rain while YOUR mom laughs her ass off? No? Hmmm.........strange :/

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 12:43

Wow, how do you not deserve this? Open your damn eyes!

gleeklove 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:00

Your mom is one sick, sick person

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:04

That's just mean.

KnucklesDeep 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:29

Guilt trip the bitch until she breaks down and cries.

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:47

I´m sorry, but that´s really funny! xD

sambam_454 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:46

your picture is scary ):

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 8 September 2011 14:01

Tell her you'll laugh your ass off went picking her nursing home.

sportschicidee 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 14:06

Haha ur mom is awesome!(:

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Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

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Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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