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There's a euphemism in there somewhere ... Band camp :)
Did you apply both simultaneously or how did you not notice something was wrong after applying the first?
This is my struggle every day. Except for my cork grease smells mildly of peppermint so it isn't that bad.
My cork grease always smelled like KFC, so no complaints there.
I think we've all done that but I never put cork grease on my lips
I've had that happen one too many times ?
If you weren't a faggoty band kid things like that wouldn't happen
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At least your clarinet smells like cherries.