By sadCowboysfan - 26/01/2018 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I moved into my new place. My boyfriend and I were breaking in my new couch when, right as I was about to cum, the door unlocked and my parents and siblings walked in. They now know I’m gay and what my embarrassing fetish is. FML
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bigdaddyeric 35

Who gave them a key? You? Get a 2nd bolting lock for those times dude! So, what’s the fetish???

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Well, on the bright side, they'll always knock from now on.

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bigdaddyeric 35

Who gave them a key? You? Get a 2nd bolting lock for those times dude! So, what’s the fetish???

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

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pinkwho 13

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SquirrelRabbit 25

It’s shit like that that verifies my conclusion that Harry Potter fans shouldn’t breed

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mikbrooke 25

and why exactly shouldnt harry potter fans breed?

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Well, on the bright side, they'll always knock from now on.

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RichardPencil 30

On the bright side, your siblings didn’t laugh at the size of your penis!

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Jorgen_fml 16

This story just kept escalating.

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kirby1964 20

Who picked the color of the text. Light blue on a white background. Not easy to see.

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Lobby_Bee 17

"Oh son, surpri..." "Uh, hi mom... surprise!"

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azouwa 26

Ah come on man. What a cliffhanger. What's your fetish?

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