By sadCowboysfan - 26/01/2018 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I moved into my new place. My boyfriend and I were breaking in my new couch when, right as I was about to cum, the door unlocked and my parents and siblings walked in. They now know I’m gay and what my embarrassing fetish is. FML
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bigdaddyeric 35

Who gave them a key? You? Get a 2nd bolting lock for those times dude! So, what’s the fetish???

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Well, on the bright side, they'll always knock from now on.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

The real question isn’t why they have a key, but why the hell they think they have the right to walk into your home whenever the hell they want?

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Brittanie Torres 11

Why should they have keys to your house anyway????

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Chris Smith 9

Form your name, please tell me he was wearing a cowboy hat and belt

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mssileas 25

You do know that by just implying you have a weird fetish all of us are thinking of stuff that's probably a thousand times worse than your actual fetish, right? Haha At least they now know why you have your own place and will considering calling beforehand in the future.

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1gullible_bugger 33

maybe you should have locked the door before you started doing your business

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