By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
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fireandice27 0

Haha who calls security for receiving seedy looks? Maybe it's better that it didn't go anywhere... she sounds slightly crazy. Like the sort of person who would overreact over every little detail, like obsessing over the 1ms time delay in you saying "no, of course those pants don't make you look fat!" It's all for the best....

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Triniddy 0

i think its dumb she called security.

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uxoriouswidow 0

"Playing it cool" is a pointless idea that rarely works for either sex: for women because they don't need it, and for men for reasons like this.

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

i highly doubt she called security this is so fake it ***** fake. seriously what the hell? its a proven fact that if a girl smiles at you she is interested in you. so unless you had a dick coming out of ur mouth when u grinned i dont see why she would have had to call security........?

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noype 0

There are plenty of overly-paranoid women around, just look at what #43 said.

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noype 0

There are plenty of overly-paranoid women around, just look at what #43 said.

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fatlip1828 0

You're an idiot. That's all I have to say.

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femmeixifatality 0

I want scientific evidence!

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Voids 0

Wow, your face is literally that repulsive that you throw her a smile and she feels threatened enough to call security. FYL man, save up for some cosmetic surgery.

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Bluewings 0

I don't think he's ugly, especially since the girl was looking at him. He was just nervous and couldn't act natural. Refer to QC comic 1399: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1399

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austinisme247 0

no one would call security for someone smiling at them, unless your really creepy in which case ydi

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roflmaonade 2

HAHAHA. over-thinking natural facial expression ftw

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LizSton 0

i once had a guy who does this creepy smile at me all the time...he is now my stalker...

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Jamberty 0

Perhaps you gave an unconscious creepy signal, like touching yourself inappropriately while cackling at her. No one calls security just for receiving slightly creepy smiles, unless the girl is crazy.

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corme_fml 0

Too many scared and paranoid sheeply females out there. You should have blown her a kiss once security left.

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