Intimacy: Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:09 - United States

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Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 18:59 - South Africa

Spicy

Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

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deathpotato 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:46

Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh

badluckattack238 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:44

WTF? Move out.

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Mysanitywins 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:41

Lol @ 60

oops_im_fucked 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:44

Idk dude, I laughed pretty hard when I found out I had AIDS, but my ears bled when I tried watching Dane cook.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:50

Well how much better looking can you guys be than this chick if you guys don't even show your faces? Hmm?

IndigoAcrylic 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:52

I like to walk around in my nudie pants too...but only when my friends are over o.-

IndigoAcrylic 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:15

I really like how I always end up at 69. xD

miahkicksbrass 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:52

ohh gross :/

Alexisthebestest 16

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:55

It could have been worse. He could have said Jeff Dunham was funny. Now THAT is just ******* awful.

MrSexyPants 14

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:57

Don't use those twitter things. Ew.

DncrHap 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:59

for those of you just tuning in now, i'll give you a hint: that was NOT the original post. it got modded. for good reason!

R_G_95 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:59

thats nasty that u r looking at the size. ur his sister

Majstr 23

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:47

Could be a brother?

timmysrule 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:03

um I seen this before the family ended up in Jerry Springer

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Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML

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Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. 50 min into the tattoo on my back, the artist says "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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Today, I booked my car in for a service, with the intention of taking the courtesy bus to work. I got there at 8:45am, and the receptionist told me the courtesy bus was 10 minutes away. Work is 1.5km away, so I told my boss that I might be a couple of minutes late. Fifty minutes later, the bus came. I should've walked. FML

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