Intimacy: Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been... - FML

By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

Spicy

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:46

lol

dubsweets 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx

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XxXPromiseXxX 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 22:35

little old ladies lips...on lips

ColorfulDonut 7

Sunday 29 May 2011 23:46

172 there would be no comments at all if you had to be asked to comment...

misfits911 0

Monday 30 May 2011 1:11

you should hide your **** better.

birchknollbabe32 0

Monday 30 May 2011 5:37

are you seriously THAT perved up??!

pablo132 3

Monday 30 May 2011 10:28

is she trying to hide it? if she is then why put "lol" when her moms gonna wonder whats so funny and click on it ..... teenagers these days

cobraohm 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:09

you need to hide it better! but she probably found it by looking videos on your computer or something and then it doesn't matter where they are hidden because all videos pop up. my advice? buy a cheap flash drive and store it there. when ur done just remove drive and hide that! some where good. so no videos ever stored on computer. but I guess its too late now lol

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:57

I'm glad my dad doesn't watch ****. *shudders* . If he did, and I found his **** stash, I would have to destroy the computer and kill myself.

ugh_a_lug 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:51

How do you know he doesn't watch ****? Because I'm guessing he probably does. Lot's of people watch ****, especially males.

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:24

I just know . He's a hardcore Christian .

AirsoftKY 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:39

thank you 201!

l0606299 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:04

oohhh hahhh.... AKWARD!!!!

OhDangLetsBangBa 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:40

ladies over lads?

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Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML

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