Intimacy: Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been... - FML

By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

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Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

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Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

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Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:46

lol

dubsweets 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx

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Gravitex 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:16

sucks, maybe next time try to avoid hiding the folder on your desktop. teenagers these days always look on the desktop

MariJ82 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:00

Ahaha! That is quite embarrassing!! I hope you get to live that one down :)

jrmetz 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:44

apparently, not too well hidden, eh?? lol

TKrisha_fml 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:57

Lol

christian123qaz 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:07

or you could just not download **** and just stream it...

angryreimu 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:04

I have a grandpa that has **** on his computer. Once I found one of his **** images in my image folder.

yayo55 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 14:46

hahaha

monkeyman29 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 17:13

thank you lol

GamerMaster2041 12

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:17

i got 100 words for u. LOL and the other 93 words

upgrade542 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:41

you are a pathetic sad old man. Your LOSING! You need God

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Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

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Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

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