Intimacy: Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been... - FML

By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

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Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

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Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

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Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:46

lol

dubsweets 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx

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jay_ross 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:10

looks like your hidden folder wasn't hidden enough

daleftw 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:15

Should have a password protected account. I had a hidden folder. back when I had Win98 LOL

Zeradire 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:40

It's messed up that kids hide **** better than adults.

kingtz 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:41

Nah, streamed ****, while it sometimes provides a quick fix, is generally very low quality. I like my HD ****, and given how cheap hdd space is, why not?

redark 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:45

y r u saving it

XxXPromiseXxX 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:47

...computer password?

jewfish27 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:52

lick our lesbians

floridagrl12 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:59

why does it matter it's only **** I mean she's a teenager she probally seen it some time or she might of already had sex so if it bothers her it's her fault. plus dont u know when a teenager finds something hidden their gonna wanna look you should have just put it in plan view nd named it taxes or something

ghashlycrumbs 8

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:07

Sorry, I'd do the same thing to my dad.

thisguy22 33

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:41

Why don't you use multiple user accounts on a computer? at least that way there is some type of deterrent from her finding your ****...

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