Intimacy: Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been... - FML

By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

Spicy

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Spicy

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Spicy

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:46

lol

dubsweets 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx

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jmac82 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:57

how much more could you ******* deserve this?! also you have a teenage daughter - everyone else on here is like 18-30, ie old enough to bang her, not be her dad

Ella69 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 3:09

haha don't be embarrassed, she obviously found it funny!

Got_any_grapes1 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 4:59

If you have a teenage daughter, that is honestly creepy. Especially if she had a friend over.

AliciaicilA 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:00

I want to high five your daughter. Seriously, thats awesome X3

ashleii2010 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:20

not so hidden now eh? lol

Emmy_The_Great 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:22

What was it titled before...? If it was titled "Hidden **** Stash", then you deserve it. (;

taytaybirdy 5

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:56

Find someone real.

isac1234 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:11

your such a troll !

flatley_13 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:42

lol yu should hide yur **** better cuz we r getting smarter than yu adults think b careful(:

hatepineapple 14

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:56

*you *your *because, or if you have to, 'cause *are *you *be Also, you are missing punctuation, a capital letter, and the entire sentence is phrased awkwardly. You're not helping our cause. >.>

Rosser121 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:38

who's cause? what are you a english teacher cause that's just retarded

Linux_fml 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 13:55

You have a mouth fit for a **** sucker.

vet1 20

Tuesday 13 October 2015 5:41

Evidently!

yankees640live 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:09

hows karen?

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Today, my girlfriend’s dad has a sword he inherited from his dad that he claims links their family to the old Swiss nobility. I work in a museum so I know most of the makers' marks on swords, so I’m not sure how to tell him his sword is a reproduction made in Spain less than 100 years ago. FML

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Today, I was yelled at by my mom because I didn't hear her. I'm only 16, but I swear, to some extent, I'm losing my hearing, I don't even know what from. I've told her this, but she can't hear out of one ear, so of course it wouldn't feel real. I do feel bad about it, but I haven't heard her every time this has happened. FML

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Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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Today, I was feeling very sad and alone, so I went to see my mom. I was there for over two hours, but she was on the phone gossiping with her church hens for about an hour and 45 minutes. Then she wonders why I hardly ever visit. FML

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Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML

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