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By loner - 14/11/2014 23:12 - United States - Madison

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

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By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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Nightwing98 22

Saturday 15 November 2014 12:24

Be proactive. A phone works both ways OP.

Soundslikeothers 15

Saturday 15 November 2014 12:25

She just wasn't the right girl for you, Oops sorry Wrong FML

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WildstarAlpha 10

Saturday 15 November 2014 21:10

I know the feelin

mattyiscool123 26

Saturday 15 November 2014 21:54

Exactly like me

n0n30fth30b0ve 1

Sunday 16 November 2014 2:35

Bill collector keeps calling me (wrong number) and with rotating numbers, I can't block them.

LadyNightowl 17

Sunday 16 November 2014 3:36

Welcome to the club. I've had people, companies and law offices calling for some guy I've never met for over 2 years.

vintageart1994 16

Sunday 16 November 2014 5:10

Same

Niedermayer_20 12

Sunday 16 November 2014 6:47

Worse things to upset with. Less drama.

cheshireau 26

Sunday 16 November 2014 15:06

Don't feel bad, OP. Today was my birthday and I got more birthday wishes from business I subscribed to than people who know me. You aren't alone in this one :)

Violord 13

Sunday 16 November 2014 16:11

Same here

someguyhere 12

Monday 17 November 2014 21:58

Get out and go make friends. If you don't have people contacting you, then you need to change.

milograce 11

Wednesday 19 November 2014 3:29

That's because people don't call one another anymore, they prefer text or social media like Facebook or Instagram. Those calls are just companies wanting $ or older people who still prefer calling instead of text, but can't get the numbers right!

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Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML

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Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML

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