Animals: Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on...

By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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Top of the mornin' to ya!

By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 19:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

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By furryfriend - 16/09/2014 18:46 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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yetanotherreader 0

Monday 23 November 2009 3:11

Good lesson to remember: pets don't have purely psychological mood problems, at least not independently (they may react to the owner's good/bad mood and adopt the same mood, but they won't all of a sudden feel "the blues" when there is no external or physical reason for it). If your pet suddenly starts being sad or whiny, and nothing bad happened around him (wasn't yelled by the owner, bit by another dog, witnessed a fight between owners, etc.), that means there's an immediate physical problem (hungry, cold, in pain, nausea, etc.). Either way it won't be purely psychological. Trying to "cheer him up" without addressing that problem won't work, and can only lead to a result similarly to the one OP described.

Okie7123 0

Monday 23 November 2009 3:11

When I'm sad, nothing makes me feel better than vomiting all over someone's face and pillow. Don't knock it till you try it ;)

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Desertman123 4

Monday 23 November 2009 5:16

I think he feels better

tab_ga1990 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:21

Then don't get a dog but saying (i knwo you sayd fyl also but..) saying YDI just because they like dogs and you dont? maybe she washes her dog all the time, i know i wash mine ever day (little dauchaund easy to just take in the shower with and keep at your feet) dogs are the best animal to have when there isnt anyone else around =-]

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:08

Awww, I do the same thing with my little boy, Italian Greyhound. He hates it when I don't let him follow me EVERYWHERE. I don't mind though, because it means he smells great all of the time :)

david2334 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:31

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

david2334 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:35

SAME THING HAPPEND TO ME,WHEN I HAD MY DOG IN MY CAR....

perdix 29

Monday 23 November 2009 6:09

Dogs get really happy once they totally pwn your ass! And then sniff it.

cein 0

Monday 23 November 2009 6:21

That's sick!

amberita28 0

Monday 23 November 2009 6:35

Aww, poor doggy! My chihuahua once vomited 12 times in a row after eating a cocoa puff so I had to take him to the vet at 3am in the morning while I was 8 months pregnant!! I didn't mind though cuz he was my baby before my baby, lol!

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:14

My dog kept vomiting every day for about a week. The vet thought he had a kidney problem. Turns out he eats the fur off of his tennis balls and that doesn't agree with his stomach. I love him, but sometimes he can be such a little dork. Now he cannot have tennis balls, ropes, stuffed animals or any kind of cloth toy because he insists upon shredding them and then eating them. Which is funny because he refuses to eat dog food (he only likes cat food and is very envious of my cats when feeding time comes around), but he will eat fuzz.