Animals: Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling....

By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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Dangerous words

By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 25 July 2014 16:33

Smart and strategic by your dog. Drooled for you to fall. it was intentional, i tells ya.

Leodak 16

Friday 25 July 2014 16:33

Don't be a dick to your dog then.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 25 July 2014 16:33

Smart and strategic by your dog. Drooled for you to fall. it was intentional, i tells ya.

Juicenub 25

Friday 25 July 2014 16:34

And it looked like an accident, too.

TheTacoMan 24

Friday 25 July 2014 16:36

Karma even applies to other species, OP

HersheySquirts 17

Friday 25 July 2014 18:24

#1 It was Wilfred

mz135 12

Friday 25 July 2014 18:52

Karma bitch

badluckalex 23

Friday 25 July 2014 21:44

the most painful torture is to put crsipy bacon just out of reach

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 4:50

I AM DYING RIGHT NOW IM SERIOUS

Leodak 16

Friday 25 July 2014 16:33

Don't be a dick to your dog then.

JBirdeye 14

Friday 25 July 2014 18:06

Don't be a pig* to your dog

shudson186 17

Friday 25 July 2014 18:16

I don't think them not allowing their dog human food is being piggish. That was pretty rude #36. There is no need for you to be a dick.

mrwilsong 6

Friday 25 July 2014 23:16

You must be stupid , it's a bacon pun , a bad one , but it wasn't meant to be rude.

1jordan1 11

Friday 25 July 2014 23:30

The teasing is what's rude #38. Showing it to the dog making him think he can have it and then taking it away. That's messed up. That's also how you teach dogs to constantly beg for and steal food. It's his own fault.