Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable...

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:39

I wasn't aware lesbians had facial hair.

flockz 19

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:45

hey at least your facial hair was longer than kim kardashian's marriage.

Comments

Samigirl11 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:54

wowowowow hahaha nice dad lol

2dog 15

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:14

Lol

ALLDAY88 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:50

In all honesty beards win. Noshavember and Decembeard anyone?

HisAngel6511 11

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:44

...Are you Justin Beiber?

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:22

Be happy he didn't say something crass, such as..."Does that hair tickle your boyfriend's dick?"

Pazu_fml 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:32

About 99% of people who think their facial hair makes them look cool is wrong. You should be appreciative of your dad's honesty.

XxPieTheifxX 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:03

Wow that sucks

InvisibleMonster_fml 16

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:52

Sucks to be you OP.

rexgar2000 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:23

dude I dont know if you noticed but every comment you make on FML that I have seen it's always thumbed down and buried, that tells you something huh? plus for some odd reason you profile pic annoys me.