Bad breakup idea
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Wildberg
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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany
Well, be thankful that you're broken up with him then, I guess!
Don't worry. Be happy now.
RIP
I thumbed you up simply because of your picture.
Notice how it's mostly people with my little pony pics commenting on this. It's kind of amazing.
51: is your neighbor on welfare?
Well you never know, maybe the "surgeon" found his phone on him and called you. Jk. Fyl.
Dr. Whooves XD
Spread the friendship (is magic)!
53: I thumbed up your comment because of YOUR picture!!!
TAKE OVER FML! YES! GO FORTH, PONIES!
Umm... I mean... If that's okay with you guys... Of course...
I thumbed you down because of your picture.
I thumbed you down for hating.
Da man was just giving da bad news about your boyfriend Ohhhhh....
164-You b*tch! Why you hatin'?
I just have to say don't insult dr who he and my little pony are nothing alike, that is if u are saying doctorwhooves as dr who and ponies
Well.... I suppose you are better off alone than with an idiot. But give him props for originality.
Not that original. I've heard plenty of stories. A guy I knew was told his girlfriend was dead by her parents. They said they understood if he couldn't fly across the country for a funeral. He mourned her. His brother spotted her six months later. On the other hand, what if OP is the kind of girlfriend who doesn't take "no" for an answer and he's tried to break up with her the legitimate way more than once. Just a thought. Really, though, that sucks, OP. Hope you find someone better.
The awkward moment where you find out that really was a trauma surgeon...
An* idiot. English class - 1 You - 0
3- I think you should think about who the real idiot is mr. Mirror shot
Hahahahahaha! Well said!
And apparently allergic to punctuation, too!
Stupid Head
Wouldn't it be 'doofkopf' in German?
No, perdix is correct. The spelling is "dummkopf".
Perdix is ALWAYS right.
Both versions exist: doofkopf and dummkopf!
Well my German is shit. I'm boy even going to try to attempt spelling 'shit' in German
That's what I was thinking ...
I'd imagine she recognises her ex's voice regardless of his fake accent.
Idiot.... But, what if it was actually true? How bad would you feel? Obviously it's not but still... The guys a wack job! You deserve so much better!!! :)
How can you say some one deserves better with out knowing them? Maybe she's cheated or lied or betrayed him, and she deserves a guy who dumps her by pretending to be a German doctor. Maybe not, but maybe.
It's just meant to make her feel better... Not meant to be taken all seriously :p
If it's not serious, then why would it facilitate OP in feeling better? I just hate that people always say "you deserve better" on this site. Karma is a bitch and maybe they are just getting what's coming to them. Plus, I'm pretty sure no one will feel better about their situation just because a stranger on a web site says that "you deserve better"
What's wrong with him? He suffered severe brain damage from the car accident, THAT'S what happened! Geez, you think you'd trust a doctor with a foreign accent...
At least your not with him anymore
At least "you're" isn't spelled "you're" anymore.
you're**
I got high looking at your picture.
^haha that was my same thought!
Wo-ah. Your pic is totally trippy - bloody awesome :)
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Well, be thankful that you're broken up with him then, I guess!
Well.... I suppose you are better off alone than with an idiot. But give him props for originality.