By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
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ole_sidai 4

I wasn't aware lesbians had facial hair.

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flockz 19

hey at least your facial hair was longer than kim kardashian's marriage.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Think of it this way. If you cant get a straight girl, you could always pretend to be a lesbian and try to see if you can get a girl.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Sounds like the plot of a lame romantic comedy. Michael Cera would be perfect for the lead role

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FYLDeep 25

I have very little facial hair as well OP. I can't grow anything that looks decent and I'm 22.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I know it's so depressing. How am I ever going to get a wife if my rutabagas always turn out green?

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Mister_Triangle 21

I just started my beard journey a few days ago; I'm happy with the results so far. My advice: strain your face until your Beard Level increases

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elementalz 2

That sucks but facial hair isn't all that great honestly I think its annoying because I can grow like a full on beard in a week and I find it annoying to shave every week

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Keyganator 5

As a dude , I hate having a beard unless it's Movember.

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feldco1 17

Hey, you like it, so that's what matters...right?

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mikejunior88 4

Did Justin Bieber write this?

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Joanlysn 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ;'D

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ten_go86 5

at least u won't get raped by mozzies; they'll think you're one of them

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pdp_fml 21

Well, don't worry about having facial hair. It's over- rated. Shaving everyday sucks!

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Mister_Triangle 21

According to you, shaving sucks and so does having facial hair. Is there a third option for us to do?

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jaredofmo 22

47 — LASER HAIR REMOVAL.

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