Health: Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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Oh shit

By das_shizzle - 30/09/2020 23:02 - United States - Montesano

Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML

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Because I'm worth it

By Anonymous - 23/12/2020 02:01

Today, I discovered a cat turd in a bath towel from most recent batch of laundry. I was wondering why my facemasks for the whole work week smelled so strange. FML

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Dinnertime

By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Good smell

By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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LarissaAllen 10

Monday 21 October 2013 12:03

Canned cat food or dry kibble?

bnutzinger 11

Monday 21 October 2013 12:13

You must get a lot of pussy :D

Comments

Altie 13

Monday 21 October 2013 16:01

What? Do you eat cat food?

Medication 10

Monday 21 October 2013 16:15

There's an app for that.

kuzcoandpacha 3

Monday 21 October 2013 16:24

You'll get all kinds of pussy now...

pam241 15

Monday 21 October 2013 16:31

Did you eat cat food by mistake?

saraitkddh 47

Monday 21 October 2013 16:51

well I guess you are gonna attract many cats when you go out

namtab8 4

Monday 21 October 2013 17:14

could be worse.. I used to be stuck next to this girl in my school who's sweat smelled like cat litter...

tekneeq 10

Monday 21 October 2013 17:25

YDI. I can't even stand when I have stinky morning breathe. WASH YO ASS!

starsfan326 12

Monday 21 October 2013 17:26

Drink more water and stop eating so much red meat lol

Emilystar0298 9

Monday 21 October 2013 19:08

Wow well at least you no you'll be a cat person!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 21 October 2013 19:27

do you wear "Hello Kitty" panties?

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