Love: Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook...

By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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You deserved it 13 161

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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You deserved it 7 167

By Andy - 19/12/2016 12:38

Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 561

By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 314

By married and hates - 19/12/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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Tootsiee 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:10

I suggest you not eat her cooking and watch her carefully

lindsaymccue 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:10

OP, you should hide.

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happymollie 0

Friday 8 October 2010 6:04

hahaha yikesss...

kperkins897 11

Friday 8 October 2010 6:24

I think #93 is beautiful

uberpwnage112 0

Friday 8 October 2010 6:28

not yet anyway...

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 8 October 2010 6:55

Watch your back, is all I can say.

KiNg_TiMmY 0

Friday 8 October 2010 7:03

Your life SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lollipopXx 0

Friday 8 October 2010 7:40

maybe she is playing a practical joke?? a mean one, maybe...? but yeah that sucks man

C6Racer 0

Friday 8 October 2010 8:56

Yea, be a man and confront her about it. NOW.

wasdadeal 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:50

nerd

DLTsandwich 5

Friday 8 October 2010 10:29

Does your name happen to be Dr. Malcolm Crowe, OP? You may be in for a shock...

JNaftel 0

Friday 8 October 2010 10:32

maybe you should have talked to her instead of posting it on this website. just an idea.

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