By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
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Tootsiee 0

I suggest you not eat her cooking and watch her carefully

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whileyone 0

^ most likely stuffed bra...dont call others names wen apparently u have flaws yer concerned about too. seriously yer not funny..no one laughed. and op sounds like she has plans...run like hell!!! i would

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chobitschibi1369 0

Maybe she read the similar FML to this one and got an idea for a change of the relationship. I am not saying this is fake since the site is about posting the things that suck in our lives. And also that could happen to anyone on Earth. But I do feel sorry for all you guys.

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Flipflops4ever 0

"He who was living is now dead We who were living are now dying With a little patience"

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Lilllly_1316 0

Woah, get outta the house. Cuz if your not dead, you soon will be.

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CoachLlama 5

Did she happen to fix your favorite meal last night?

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egoeclipse 0

I hate dumb blonds whose picture looks photoshopped or she's just anorexic with a stuffed bra.

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cantfightfate 0

"she" really is a guy. I wasn't just saying that. I've been in a debate with him before when his photo was a real pic of him wearing a beanie cap. then he changed his photo to a fake blonde and started insulting everyone.

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liampen105 0

when she makes you that sandwhich... don't eat it. it has an arsenic surprise...

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lovelyliz916 5

Lol, well you better sleep with 1 eye open and wear a bullet proof vest just in case. Oo and eat out as often as possible, don't wanna risk her cooking killing you ;)

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