By flowerging - 11/04/2013 04:53 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
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StephWALKER 17

Why on earth would you do that? You can't be that desperate honey, go get yourself a guy who treats you well.

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xiaodoggiie 5

Why in the world do you have to pay him to do that!

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CanadianCutie22 16

you shouldn't have to pay for that ! he should just do it " just because "

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fcryingoutloud 9

"he should"? "just because"? oh ffs quit the internet and go back to the kitchen not because you're female, because you're you

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meekthekit 6

He doesn't seem like a very good bud. You'd think this relationship would have stemmed into something serious by now but I guess not.

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fcryingoutloud 9

YDI and I'd totally high-five him. This is Making a Relationship Toxic (Female Version) 101, insisting on hollowed-out ritual gestures and turning a display of emotion into an act of ritual homage there's a different and equally bad Male Version but by God the flowers one is the all-time classic I can totally visualise what must have led up to it, you're the problem, use this as an opportunity to think

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duhbaby 10

& This guy is still your boyfriend?

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waynenight 4

The only reason i agree for her to leave her boyfriend is because she also sounds crazy so i don't see this relationship ending well

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gohogs518 4

That sucks, today my boyfriend came home with a dozen red roses for no reason and I told him to never buy me flowers again. I think they're ridiculous and all they do is die. Want me to mail you mine? Haha

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godamnitmotagain 16

Have you ever thought maybe you did something bad to him and he doesn't think you deserve flowers?

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