Love: Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still...

By flowerging - 11/04/2013 04:53 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Lowell

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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Suit yourself

By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 03:00 - Germany

Today, I offered my boyfriend medicine which is quite likely to help with his pollen allergy and other health problems, free of charge, and without side effects. I also pointed out an easy fix to keep the pollen out of his apartment. He said, “No thanks” to both, and just kept on complaining. FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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StephWALKER 17

Thursday 11 April 2013 11:53

Why on earth would you do that? You can't be that desperate honey, go get yourself a guy who treats you well.

xiaodoggiie 5

Thursday 11 April 2013 11:53

Why in the world do you have to pay him to do that!

Comments

asia3pea90 13

Saturday 13 April 2013 22:33

Leave him.

sabby90 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:44

Withhold sex and sandwiches

escobar07 10

Monday 15 April 2013 19:48

Yeah i don't buy a urinal flowers after using it either.

thresh037 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:04

If he refuses to buy you flowers even if your gonna pay, maybe you don't need him unless he's getting you something else

missd420 16

Tuesday 3 September 2013 7:32

Sounds like you should be saving your money and finding a new boyfriend.

makynen86 9

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:28

If you are so desperate to get flowers go buy them yourself or get a guy who will

PsychoLlama_fml 7

Friday 29 July 2016 11:04

Sounds like something my partner would do

lucasjames22 8

Friday 30 June 2017 15:41

sweetie nobody should be that desperate. I think he's making it clear how he feels.

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 15 October 2019 4:59

it sounds like he's making it clear that he's just not that into you.

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