Geek: Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard;... - FML

By Rabzouz - 20/12/2008 08:16 - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Kellz - 20/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By Teylot - 28/06/2009 21:30 - Canada

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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By hating my life - 26/11/2015 07:57 - United States

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

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holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:07

definately can relate... 3 days after getting my new laptop i spilled fruit juice on the keyboard and now when you turn it on it smells like blueberries.

Mancake 0

Monday 16 March 2009 15:01

this is definitely the worse fml story on here. the end

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vampemu 16

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:28

stories like this are so the entire purpose of FML :)

Nacirema20 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:08

aww... that sux. FYL.

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:58

That's why you don't eat near your computer, dumb ass EARLY FML'S SUCKED >.<

Rach_star 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 21:19

Man up! Bitch

lyfesukz 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:26

mmmmmm rice krispies! SNAP CRACKLE POP!

OmnomnomAPPLE 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 6:35

Shake it off.

DecayDance_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:17

take the keys off, or have someone do it for you if you think you'll break them. shake the ceral out. tadaaa!

zapk222 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:37

oh snap, crackle and pop!!!:)

2gether4ever 0

Monday 22 March 2010 2:32

that's so cool! that's not an FML!

michael32123 0

Monday 26 April 2010 7:22

in soviet Russia, keyboard crackles y.. wait no. ummm crackle cereals you... wait no... ah **** I failed

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