The Blob

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML
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Bogrbon 27

And that is why you don't cook right over a half-open drawer. Well that, and the fact that flour, crumbs and any number of other things fall into a half-open drawer.

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RichardPencil 30

I see you're from Germany and wanted to thank you for eggs-plaining your story in English. Our language has many eggs-cellent egg puns and it's eggs-tremely easy to make them. Some might say over easy. Sit back and wait on all the great yolks!

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Bogrbon 27

And that is why you don't cook right over a half-open drawer. Well that, and the fact that flour, crumbs and any number of other things fall into a half-open drawer.

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RichardPencil 30

I see you're from Germany and wanted to thank you for eggs-plaining your story in English. Our language has many eggs-cellent egg puns and it's eggs-tremely easy to make them. Some might say over easy. Sit back and wait on all the great yolks!

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ahabsfan 14

A fine egg-sample of egg puns. You crack me up. You may have scrambled the poor guy’s understanding of the Egg-lish language though. Hopefully it’s a sunny side up day in Germany.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I see Sam and Ella paid you a visit. Nobody wants to see those assholes.

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