By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

Tell him it's a weird catapult or something, and maybe have a talk with your husband about when it's appropriate to give jokey presents

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xjon1600 17

Yeah.... Santa probably should have delivered that one where the kiddo couldn't see it. Fyl

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Feklfekl2222 32

Tell him it's a weird catapult or something, and maybe have a talk with your husband about when it's appropriate to give jokey presents

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Am I the only one wondering why they were opening presents the day before Christmas?

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xjon1600 17

The international date line is to the east of Australia. The date stamp is based on the computers that the FML servers are located on. They opened them Christmas Day.

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may14th 26

Australia is about 24 hours ahead of New York, maybe that's why?

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tarlax 11

Some people and some cultures open them on the 24th anyway, so what? You really felt the need to hijack the first comment just to ask a dumb question like that?

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TheFount 21

I would hope its not a "jokey present."

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xjon1600 17

Yeah.... Santa probably should have delivered that one where the kiddo couldn't see it. Fyl

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nash1991 20

Tell your son it's a drain plug for the sink or something

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iMuffinKat 16

Tell him the classic, "It's an adult matter." then take him to get ice cream. Always works.

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Poorsoul34 4

Not all the time. Some kids get suspicious of weird things and try to find out on their own.

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moocowmilk0 19

on Jesus' birthday? blasphemy

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eminach 9

If they are married there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.

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Kiernan151 25

It isn't even his birthday, let alone a Christan holiday, Christmas was around far longer than Christianity

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SecundusSecunda 27

I think number 5 was joking, guys But that 27 is correct in his statement, also The early roman catholics blended pagan celebrations with Christian beliefs Easter is based on the goddess of fertility but Christians use it for other things But I digress

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BellaP13 24

Don't worry, your child will forget about it soon enough

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RedPillSucks 31

not necessarily. OP doesn't say how old the son is, andbi know I could have gone my entire life without knowing what a ball gag is.

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Colon_Man 17

They grow up so fast. It seems like just yesterday that the boy turned 30...

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tranced_ 45

what's wrong with getting a headphone for yourself ?

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ZaiopePerSe 15

thunder, you are /allowed/ to explain jokes for other people instead of being a dick

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tantanpanda 26

If you still wanted it explained, 13, OP'S husband implied that OP is too loud in bed. He got her a ball gag to reduce the amount of noise, hence the headphone joke. Overall, sounds like he was joking, but this was the joke explained.

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GhostFox 33

I interpreted it as the husband implying the wife nagged him. If it were just for sex, headphones would just mean that the son could hear it while the dad can't.

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Pingvinai 37

"It's Rudolph's nose!" Cue ice cream. Avoid trauma.

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MrZsDad 19

Could always buy him a butt plug for bad gas...

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