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Tell him it's a weird catapult or something, and maybe have a talk with your husband about when it's appropriate to give jokey presents
Am I the only one wondering why they were opening presents the day before Christmas?
Australia is about 24 hours ahead of New York, maybe that's why?
Ooops
I would hope its not a "jokey present."
Tell him the classic, "It's an adult matter." then take him to get ice cream. Always works.
Not all the time. Some kids get suspicious of weird things and try to find out on their own.
If they are married there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
It isn't even his birthday, let alone a Christan holiday, Christmas was around far longer than Christianity
I think number 5 was joking, guys But that 27 is correct in his statement, also The early roman catholics blended pagan celebrations with Christian beliefs Easter is based on the goddess of fertility but Christians use it for other things But I digress
They grow up so fast. It seems like just yesterday that the boy turned 30...
what's wrong with getting a headphone for yourself ?
thunder, you are /allowed/ to explain jokes for other people instead of being a dick
I interpreted it as the husband implying the wife nagged him. If it were just for sex, headphones would just mean that the son could hear it while the dad can't.
"It's Rudolph's nose!" Cue ice cream. Avoid trauma.
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Tell him it's a weird catapult or something, and maybe have a talk with your husband about when it's appropriate to give jokey presents
Yeah.... Santa probably should have delivered that one where the kiddo couldn't see it. Fyl