Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends...

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 14:15 - United States

Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML

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By Milly - 23/05/2018 05:00

Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By WitchQueenLiz - 28/06/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML

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depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.

lolololcheese 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

Comments

Huevo_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 4:32

Tell your friends that Pizza Hut and Victoria Secret is your new friends and ditch them then they will come to this site and make a post that says "today, my friend ditched me to become friends with Pizza Hut and Victoria Secret. FML"

average_girl 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 4:42

well u gotta remind ppl... none of my friends remembered my b day the 1st time i told them.. i had 2 keep reminding them.. on the other hand i remember tons of my friends b days... wow some friends if it makes u feel better... HAPPY B DAY!!! :DDD

manamanah 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 5:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Don't worry they are probably ignoring you on purpose and are going to throw you a surprise party! ...or maybe it's not your birthday..hmmm... check your calendar because today is May 1st. =)

username93 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 5:07

go check your facebook, its probably way too early anyways

Emwo 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 5:18

Those stores send you newsletters on your birthday? Nice. Happy Birthday

Green12324 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 5:38

Aha, that sucks. Happened to me too, but I got a lot of happy birthdays from my friends when I went to school. I was just disappointed when I didn't see any emails or anything from Facebook.