By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML
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depechemode 0

You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.

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lolololcheese 0

Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

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kiwwi89 0

well i hope ur a chicky otherwise itd suck about the vicky's secret thing lol

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ILoveJace01 0

Happy birthday!!! And there goes all your friends' and family's birthday presents. Lol, #18.

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Melodyfire 0

happy birthday!!!! go get a pizza and sexy undies

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juicyfruit23 0

theres so many peaople on here who are all sad cuz they dont get facebook messages for their birthday. seriously i dont blame all the people that didnt say happy birthday to you cuz instead of checking youre facebook you should be out partying or something with your friends. oh wait you probably dont have any friends

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strauny 3

lol yeah maybe if you had any friends then they would write to u, BE A NICER PERSON!!!!!

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dante_101 0

Happy Birthday . if there's no one else.. call me, we'll celebrate ^_^ ...

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dontcare804 0

I'd like a birthday email from Victoria's Secret.

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blackest_eyes13 0

Same here....I got well wishes from Toyota Nation forums and my local Sears.

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