Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university....

By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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By SingleWorker - 09/01/2010 03:45 - United States

Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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You deserved it 782

By lmaoLOSER - 02/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML

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You deserved it 4 754

By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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You deserved it 6 920

By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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You deserved it 322

By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 10 382

By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

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By waiterrrrrrrrr - 02/08/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML

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You deserved it 6 995

Shock98 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:05

how is that supposed to impress them?

JRomero 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:09

Uhhh...why? If anything, they'd make fun of you for that.

Comments

babyb22kool 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:45

LAME!!! u r so stupid I bet they all thought u were dumb!

TheLoneWolf87 4

Friday 10 July 2009 10:37

Excellent point #37 but i think you laid it on a little too thick

bcrklein 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:46

This has to be fake...

lexiBRo 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:52

I don't think this is fake.. I think OP is just that pathetic

hk_fml 9

Friday 10 July 2009 1:54

that's a bit sad, why dont you just ask your mother to write you cute notes? It's not lame or anything for your parents to do things like that, everyone. It's really sweet and it makes you feel pretty loved.

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:57

At first I thoight this would be that your mom still humiliates you with stuff like that in college, but noo you humiliated yourself! And then you say fml? Doesn't make sense. And how would that impress them?? And if you were TRYING to impress them, then again, why is this an fml??? These stories just keep getting stupider

kawa_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:58

common guys, I feel kinda bad for the girl, she's obviously in need of some affection. It's FHL because she's ashamed of that, although it seems like she should talk to her mom.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:56

I agree with you. It's a pity that the majority of the other commenters is too young to realize that notes from a mom can be something someone wants as a demonstration of love and not something to be automatically classified as "omg, like, totally humiliating thing only little girls like, totally" or something...

Uvula 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:02

Dude mylia

darkmis1 17

Friday 10 July 2009 2:04

why would that impress them? thats something a mom would do for somebody in elementary school-not college.

allan77 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:09

Who the **** does something like that?! Epic DOUCHE!!!

plexico 3

Friday 10 July 2009 2:11

Who would be impressed even if the note was real? Now if the note in your lunchbox read, "Can't wait 'til you come home and slam it to me, again! Love, Angelina PS: Brad's a fag, you could totally kick his ass." That would be impressive!