Miscellaneous: Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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iSmellNice 2

Friday 24 July 2009 16:01

Well, he finally shaved. You should be happy.

iElite 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:13

uh didnt u notice it when he gave it to you? i mean surely it wasnt on his face then...

Comments

bluegoldfish 7

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:20

well thats still nice if a bit disappointing, i mean you shouldnt package things deceptively like that...

Gondile 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:53

... It's a Jersey thing?

mrf07960 0

Monday 6 June 2011 22:44

that's so cute!!!!

underdose 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:11

soooo? you got what you wanted. stop obsessing about marrage this isnt the 1700's and its embarassing to women

heartbreaker12 0

Monday 25 July 2011 18:42

how is this whiny and annoying? that asshole tricked her into thinking they were gunna get married in a while!! all you people who think this isn't an FML are dicks. not bug ones either.

wsjoop1119 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:57

He made it to shave it for you. I think that's what he meant to tell you by this...:p

babe7260 30

Saturday 14 April 2012 18:04

Too funny!!! & you didn't notice that it was gone before that? Lol

LAMKWHIM 11

Tuesday 3 July 2012 9:42

So you bitch at him for months to change his appearance and then expect him to want to marry you? It's becuase of people like you that the divorce rate is so high.