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By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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Ready for the grill!

By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00

Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Nyudo 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!

Fabby_fml 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well. That's random.

Comments

rachelg6188 0

Friday 10 February 2012 1:53

Who puts poptarts in the freezer ??? Really

loganmarquez 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 10:40

Who the **** puts poptarts in the freezer...?

martineau89 0

Monday 4 June 2012 23:23

Why did you put pop tarts in the freezer?

funnyman227 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 7:29

You keep poptarts in the freezer? 0.o

jakakaaaa 4

Monday 25 June 2012 4:34

Why do you freeze your poptarts..?

DylansMomma 9

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:36

Your comment : Why were poptarts in the freezer to begin with? ... YDI.

lunarnublet 4

Thursday 6 December 2012 15:39

Moral of the story? Dont put poptarts in your freezer

lemonademixer 7

Tuesday 5 February 2013 7:48

Poptarts in the freezer?

FlamingColor 30

Wednesday 13 February 2013 7:16

Do you like your pop tarts cold or something?

BVBfan 10

Friday 29 March 2013 5:35

Why would you put poptarts in the freezer?

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