Miscellaneous: Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load...

By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 11:52 - United States - Walbridge

Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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le_miserable 5

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:42

Troll grandpa strikes again *troll face*

lexxiii 17

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:45

You said "on THAT computer." So you ARE guilty of watching ****.

Comments

Tristyxxx 24

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:53

Yeah OP that's what the iPod is for :-)

limitedition 25

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:59

Give grandpa ex lax cookies. Seems fair.

perdix 29

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:59

He was probably pissed that your **** selections were so crappy. If you had checked out a bunch of GILF ****, he'd have kept it a secret just between you and him.

ironichalibut 24

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:05

Or hopefully just between himself and him. *shudders*

perdix 29

Saturday 27 April 2013 4:12

Gramps is into hangy-down cooters and boobs that point due south. What can I say?

empbob 20

Saturday 27 April 2013 15:37

He wanted granny ****...

grrrrrrrreat 8

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:07

Used your phone instead huh?

Pstraka6 20

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:07

This is not good, grandparents are getting acclimated and smarter with technology

Futacy 29

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:14

That was a dick move on your grandpa's part, but I'd just like to get a feel of your mother's logic: why would she ground her (probably teenaged) son for looking up ****, even if you really did do it? Shouldn't it just be a relief to the mother that your fapstick is in your hand instead of in a girl? And if she doesn't want you jacking off, then wouldn't grounding you give you more time to do so?