By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 17:13 - United States - Antioch

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Today, I overheard my mom complaining to her friends about her uncontrollable queefing problem. Excuse me while I find a therapist. FML
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captainsmegma 12

Queefing, your vag's way of saying "bring me more dick"!

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captainsmegma 12

Queefing, your vag's way of saying "bring me more dick"!

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sinverguenza 11

I think a visual demonstration will work best with your therapist. I recommend cupping your hand on your armpit and clamping down with your arm.

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dcats 13

Op, you must be a very big babe when you were born.

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Eleora 19

I need to find friends like your mothers'... lol

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kittycat2007 18

you realize that you are the reason her ****** is stretched and queefing right? Motherhood can also cause bladder leakage permanently. #themoreyouknow

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InfiniteSunshine 32

No this is not the reason at all. The ****** is a muscle, it stretches to accommodate birth/sex, but it ALWAYS goes back to it's original state. It works the same as the muscle of your mouth, when you smile or stretch it a lot, does your mouth go back to normal? It does, and it's the same for the ******. Queefing can happen regardless of birth, and it means that the opening is not entirely filled by whatever is inside. Which in regards to sex actually often means the woman is more aroused because the muscles are more relaxed and lubricated, hence the "looser" feeling, translating in more air being pushed in.

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sillygirl247 14

That's is magical. How is this a FML? That is ******* gold!

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