Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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You deserved it 11 908

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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You deserved it 258

By H05T1L3 - 04/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 930

You deserved it 37 204

By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 032

You deserved it 6 566

By better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 288

You deserved it 3 715

By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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You deserved it 75 150

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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You deserved it 36 005

By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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You deserved it 4 590

The grind

By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 824

You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 144

You deserved it 24 366

By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 725

You deserved it 2 171

jamiecakes 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

ugh that happens to me like every week.

cthulhu_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:38

O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?

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jamiecakes 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

ugh that happens to me like every week.

Rach_star 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:37

LOL I dont know why that made me laugh!

raghavfyl 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 20:56

it happened to me like yesterday

THEchubbybunny 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 10:36

another case of the MUUUUUN-DAYZZZZ

RidgeWalker 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 5:20

LMAO! that was even better than the FML!

RyGan 0

Monday 5 July 2010 16:19

simple and original :) I like it

thegirlnextdoorr 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:38

I like this FML :D It's something everyone has to face, so everyone can relate. If you clicked YDI, you're basically saying it to yourself...

hahaitsmattheau 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:43

how the hell does shit like this get through

awesomesauceninj 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 22:27

yea this happens to me after every sunday

TotalStar 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:09

legit, #102 just completely ruined it.

Justforlolz 14

Sunday 10 October 2010 5:05

Lawl @ #1 and #108. Both WIN!

zlat541 0

Friday 6 February 2009 4:05

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

frosting1012 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 17:55

that's nice

babyjaguar96 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:05

I wanna 69 your nasal cavity

shammyyy 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 4:43

how 'bout no 69ing anything :))

AnonymousLife_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 0:36

How does this get posted, and mine gets refused. FML, My story is more dramatic, cause its my life....

LauraTheKiwi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 8:10

and it's now or never...(8)

RyGan 0

Monday 5 July 2010 16:21

because this FML actually made people laugh

eehizle 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:08

Your story is probably grammatically incorrect shit that no one wants to read.  zing.

cthulhu_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:38

O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?

Stephen_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:05

you shouldn't have woken up

Brendiux 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:52

hahaha

ilovefatcats 12

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:49

I eke up on Mondays, like, EVRY week!!! what are the odds?!

Tobias_Grey 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:17

Goddamn... I hate it when that happens.

idc_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:24

at least you woke up. some people didnt. i'm sure a dead person will be happy to trade with you.

lifesuckseggs 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:07

Once... i fell asleep on a saturday and woke up on a monday.. IT WAS MESSED UP... I had no idea wtf was going on

StarChan 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:30

#10 =

Tiff_A_Boy 0

Monday 28 September 2009 16:35

well... its called sleeping through the day, you probably went to bed like really late

tincan 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:34

You're Garfield?

UnluckyChicka 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:53

and ur a tin can

wira176 2

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:31

Monday - The enemy of Sunday!

airforce987 20

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:58

do you love in boston? I recognize your profile pic. looks like the Charles river

TheNinjaCat 10

Friday 18 February 2011 20:23

I'm sure he doesn't love in Boston...maybe he lives there though...

dragonaair 5

Friday 4 March 2011 10:38

win^

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Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

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It'll get better. Eventually.

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Today, after months of believing my house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if my cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML

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Today, I came home from an eight month deployment to find my wife four months into her pregnancy. She actually thinks that I believe it's mine. FML

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Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML

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Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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You deserved it 567

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

The grind

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