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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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By chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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By deadmedia - 30/08/2009 00:39 - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Main attraction

By kcountry92 - 01/10/2021 22:01 - United States - Archie

Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML

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You deserved it 87

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Wasted

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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Marialani 10

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

Whale that wasn't very nice of them

mintymandy 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.

Comments

anthony99 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 7:19

Your sister is a ****

KenziDionne 14

Wednesday 12 March 2014 6:32

If it were me I wouldn't even go to the wedding and I wouldn't speak to them until they apologize for what they said, or I would purposely ruin her wedding and not feel bad about it

pax369 2

Monday 7 April 2014 0:55

Op, why not keep it simple and just email them the link for this. You don't have to say anything and they can read up on how they've been deservedly shamed but only if you can handle the fall out. These two "females" you are unfortunately related to will no doubt try to find a way to blame you.

teentee401 36

Monday 7 July 2014 16:22

*now *to

angrymexicanwee 8

Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:50

Thats what you get for being fat

senor_octubre 24

Wednesday 19 November 2014 2:45

Don't allow your sister or your mother to be a part of your wedding

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:48

I wouldn't go to the wedding.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 2:48

Just skip.

criley221 19

Friday 31 July 2015 20:06

I agree with #55....where an expensive and gorgeous WHITE dress to her wedding and then photobomb ALLLLL night! HAH. She will just love looking back on memories of being a total bitch on "her special day". What an ass...Sorry OP, I'm sure you ARE BEAUTIFUL just the way your are! :)

mikuxxhatsune 32

Saturday 5 September 2015 13:32

Yeah and you have the sister having her "wedding ruined" because the shade of her shoes is one shade too light and the lighting isn't at the right angle and she storms out of her own wedding and demands a better wedding with celebrity bridesmaids.