Miscellaneous: Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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By chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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By deadmedia - 30/08/2009 00:39 - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Main attraction

By kcountry92 - 01/10/2021 22:01 - United States - Archie

Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Wasted

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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Marialani 10

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

Whale that wasn't very nice of them

mintymandy 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.

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jamesr792 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 19:53

Sounds like you need some:.............Bulimia.

marramrammar 2

Saturday 18 January 2014 21:00

I say you get a killer physical train get finer than them all! When you are about to get married to that wealthy arse guy, and the wedding planning event repeat that moment they did not know you heard. As you place the very same clan at the table closest to the trash or kitchen. I believe revenge is a great motivator, and best served cold!!!

dreishot 1

Saturday 18 January 2014 21:41

for her wedding gift, you should mail her a gift box with the "recording" of that conversation inside....

iamthunder 4

Saturday 18 January 2014 21:59

You should came back with "Speaking of whales I heard there's a video going viral on the internet right now of your Fiance drunk at a party and offering to give out some Free Willy to all the guys.

codogan09 2

Saturday 18 January 2014 22:03

Wait until the wedding and get your revenge on that b*tch! Idk how you'll get you mum back.

laamarissa 1

Saturday 18 January 2014 22:37

I feel incredibly bad for you. Be happy OP, don't let them bring you down.

metalhead88 9

Saturday 18 January 2014 23:23

Should of punched her in the face and gave her a black eye

hplover7 11

Sunday 19 January 2014 2:34

I HATE families like this! Families should be supportive and loving and not care about their children's looks. I am truly sorry OP

Swimmer2199 5

Sunday 19 January 2014 3:16

If I were you I wouldn't go to the wedding.

Dropkicksmurphie 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 3:32

I love how nobody is taking the bride's side her. This is her one and only wedding day, that she can only do once. It's not the bride's fault that her sister decided to hit the buffet for 5 helpings. The bride has no responsibility to her cow of a sister to have her in the wedding so her feelings aren't hurt. The wedding is about the bride and groom, not a whiny fatass sister.