By failure - 02/11/2014 20:57 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML
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coming back in the future 30

I did nazi that coming. (Ill lead myself out) But seriously something wrong with him.

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gurbism 16

How old is he? I feel like this is an important detail to leave out

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sweetbliss3 37

thanks for making me laugh 57, but I think 12 meant the son.

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straightpride 9

...No mom, pass the juice, not gas the Jews!

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hourlybookworm 7

maybe he has the wrong idea about what Hitler did... you can only hope

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MeanBeagle 22

what führer? at least he learned something in school

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rapunzel3416 28

Hopefully he can use that ambition for good. Remind him that: perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it.

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MrConcise 34

Woah, I just re-read this and my mind got blown. What if the son meant "Humans are all capable of great evil" and that we all have the capacity for awful crimes?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Challenge him to fulfill Hitler's real dream: getting into art school!

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gquagmire 17

Let's not jump to any conclusions, maybe he's talking about how Hitler convinced an entire country to follow him.

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TipTopCaduceus 11

"Convinced" is a strong word. Some election rigging went down.

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jagma_fml 14

As long as he isn't also the same 7 year old kid trying to smother his mom with a pillow.... otherwise we are all in trouble!

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