By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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TeeHee124 0

And of course... you were dancing like a retard... and you're a boy.

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MnBran6 0

fyl, indeed. Op: You got burned dude, burn man, burn... donut ftw

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beautikill 4

hahaha lol... i set the temp before entering the shower..

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zZsleeperrZz 0

i don't even know what to say. what song were you dancing to?

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LOL_Noobs 0

YDI for singing Justin bieber songs in the shower.

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samantha987 0

damn those pelvic thrusts.

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bubbarific 0

lol he was trying to blow a bubble but he cudnt so he was singin and dancin wit spongebob PELVIC THRUST WHOOOO WHOOOO STOP ON UR RIGHT FOOT DONT 4GET IT!!!!!!

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pippymiskers 4

YDI for "pelvic thrusting"

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dont_be_that_guy_fml 0

Dumbass!!!!

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Gtl_1 0

23 you do know chicks don't have dicks right? that's why it matters if it's a guy or a girl

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Morgansayshi 0

That's happened to me OP. Next time wait for the water to turn hot.

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Intoxicunt 5

#62, what a brilliant revelation. Good thing we have you around.

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Brittney_E 0

hmm.... i don't know what to say to that...

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swimmerstud 7

62 u didn't understand her question. she ment the dancing and doing the pelvic thrust and how can it he be a retard

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sourgirl101 28

Isn't the Pelvic Thrust a dance from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"? Let's do the time warp again!!!!

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dtang 0

boys and girls have different parts.  that's the difference. 

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zZsleeperrZz 0

haha I hope OP wasn't thrusting to Justin beiber. that would be sad 

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skull_candy 0

I think firecrotch has posted a fml before this one.. anyone remember?

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skyttlz 32

I remember, fire crotch posted something else before 

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DudeImWayBetter 0

108 you should get a clip on it's way faster

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zZsleeperrZz 0

yeah crotch has posted another one. I don't remember what it was about?? hmm

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ryguy997 0

OOOOOWWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHHHJ YDI.

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kevinfucksurlife 0

62, it still burns haha

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SOTYsNumber1Fan 0

88 that song was stuck in my head for a week, then i finally get it out, and you come along and happen to sing it. ****.

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kolk777 10

no reproducing for you. dumbass Canadian. seriously, is it like a quarter of us now?

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cesdzd 0

since it's Canada, op probably didn't burn much

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BettyBoom_fml 0

I love that song!!!! it's just a step to the left!!!!

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SmylieVyrus 0

in soviet russia, pelvises thrust on you!

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Sicarri 2

150 - seriously, these whole "in soviet russia..." comments are getting old, enough is enough

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KupkakeKitten 8

23, u actually hav 2 ask that question??!

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starile 19

Indeed. I would like to see this FML in the form of a viral YouTube video, then remixed by 4chan to hilariously repeat choice instances in the vid and put to techno music. Lotsa thrusting and crotch burning there!

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lamargus 0

actually 79 it's "my dick is on fire!!!!! "

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Skelanimal15 0

He is being a pervert...awesome

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Zigma_fml 0

You're lucky to have a bathroom you can dance around in. I'm sure a half-burnt crotch isn't too bad.

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Intoxicunt 5

I could dance in an airplane bathroom if I wanted to. I don't think it has to be a ballroom just to be able to move rhythmically in it.

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FFML_314 11

I shot a music video in an airplane bathroom. You're very right Toxi.

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Intoxicunt 5

I shot a load in an ai-- Damn. This joke would be funnier if I were a guy. Ok, I shot a screaming baby in an airplane bathroom.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Did you also shoot the parents for allowing it to scream long enough to warrant shooting?

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Intoxicunt 5

No. I threw them into the plane's engine. And lol at Mercy #31. :)

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PizzaGuy11 0

well at least you got them health rights...

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RedPillSucks 31

@14 Toxi, I still think it's pretty funny. About as funny as a pissed off girl shouting... "Oh Yeah?? Well suck my dick!!!!"

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

you should know the proper response to that since garrison.. "present it!"

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purpleamandapand 6

I don't think the water will warm up quicker OP. be more careful next time

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Tomatobee 4

I can totally see this happening. especially happening to me.

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californiakaty 1

no bueno. you should probably retire that pelvic thrust. it's dangerous. ahaha

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californiakaty 1

ahaha yeah true. but maybe he should retire his since it causes him to burn his own junk.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for trying to fornicate with an inanimate object. YDI for singing and dancing while being a guy. What are you, some kind of Nancy? Going to try out for the next season of Glee?! YDI for having indoor plumbing. YDI for your username, unless you're also a redhead, in which case YDI for being a ginger and making a pun out of it and your incident.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

You know you're awesome, pendatik, right?

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QwertyMcNugget 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAH! something I would do for sure.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Okay, any chance your name is griffin? Cuz if so I know you, if not... Well that's just creepy!

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