By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
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tick_tock 0

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

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loto_fml 3

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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ricin_poisoning 0

#11, I just fell off my chair with laughter.

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cypher_sonic 0

YDI because you said long "in" prosper.

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newbieattech 0

So are you gonna go suck that other guy's **** now? I really want to know!! Be proud of your supershort mushroom cut and pointy ears, it's a very special genetic combination that allows you to bring humor to the lives of the people you know (and some that you don't). But really, this is just the most amazing thing ever!!

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Truan_fml 0

be smooth and act like a Trekkie, moron.

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Solomon2010 0

I love that you don't know that it is Live long and Prosper... because I know you really hate that haircut. Hahah

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frell 0

At least the Star Trek movie was awesome, right? :D

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ella146 0

spock is hot!! you should be happy : D

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Luv4pink1721 0

Ha I do hair, I dont see why you continually let her cut your hair when you said you didnt like it, and you should have told a manager and had them fix and or salvage what they could have... I def wouldnt have paid the 60 bucks.. and I dont know who that girl is to give such a crappy hair cut at 60 bucks? she shouldnt be working there if she does such a crappy job

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