By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
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tick_tock 0

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

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loto_fml 3

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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shaBAMalex 0

Everyone saying "May the force be with you" or "May the fourth be with you" fails. That's from Star Wars, not Star Trek. God. OP: shitty buzz

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MahLifeisFed 0

Star Trek was a good movie its better than teminator salvation teminator salvaton is still good

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Devornine 0

@42 and 152. They may be liscensed stylists but they are far from quality haircuts. They work hard but they just care about how many people they see in one day, not how well the haircut looks. I personally charge 30 for haircuts and some of my seniors charge 80+ for a good quality haircut 60 dollars is NOTHING for a haircut! Some of my coworkers charge 80 for beautiful cuts. Although not everyone is talented enough to charge that much. I feel for ya man but why didn't you ask to have it fixed. They are required to fix it!

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kalex_fml 0

If it were me, I wouldn't have paid for the haircut. Try styling it differently with gel or something so it doesn't look too much like Spock.

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raincookie 0

Dude, Spock is hot and a chick magnet. You'll get plenty of women with that haircut.

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candii_fml 0

live long and prosper :) aww that really suks thoo :/

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knitbitch 0

THANK YOU number 26!!!!! Cheap haircuts are hard to come by where I live...the cheapest is $50. I'm not kidding. So all of you who say he deserves it just because he spends more money on his hair than you, you can go shove this FML where the sun don't shine. Sure, you might be able to find cheap haircuts, but the OP might not, so don't be a judging asshole!

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angeldo6695 0

i paid $150 dollars for mine! it looks awesome, 100 for gettin a straight perm that i didnt even need, and 50 for the cut, in vietnam. i never have my hair cut where i live, they always mess it up. btw it took 1 year and 3 haircuts for my hair to look this awesome.....so you might wanna find a way to make yourself look hot! with a lame haircut, thats what i did when the lady messed up my bangs(she made it too short), but now that its grows out, it looks awesome, why dont you just grow out the bangs and than put it to the side

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csigirl 0

#4, the force is on Star Wars, not Sar Trek. But I lol'd.

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yosh_x3 0

zomg xD Doesn't matter how much yu pay for your haircut; some people just deem it better but I myself cut my own hair & every now & then cut & style my friends hair ;D !

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