By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
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tick_tock 0

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

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loto_fml 3

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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alpha_fml 0

#174, the dude isn't wearing a red T-shirt, that's the gown they put on you to protect your clothes when you get a haircut.

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airbub 0

Hey man, I cut my own hair and I look fine. I got heaps of compliments the day after. Take after me, Spock.

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amazingbrandy 0

Why does the guy in the comic go in with a red shirt on, and come out with a blue shirt on?

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aleale6622 0

#179: because its a thingy they put so that the hair doesnt get all over you and doesnt itch

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dancing_bear 0

I love how in the picture the hairdresser also has a Spock haircut XD

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guitardedman 0

you do realize that your satisfaction is what your paying so damn much for. who the hell pays 60 bucks for a dumb bowl cut...buy a 15 dollar set of clippers and buzz your head like a real man and don't pay people outlandish amounts of money if your not going to have the balls to tell them how you want it cut.

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mcrmy195 0

wow dude i would fuckiing sue if i was you!

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Sweet_child_NOT 0

Now, if you were in the millitary, this wouldn't be a problem. =D

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Gillette_fml 0

How much effort is it to gel it up so it doesn't look Spock-like? My guess is this FML is fake.

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itspretzelday 0

Ha. Idiot. You deserved it for paying so much for a damn haircut. People like you who pay too much for simple things like that make me want to combust.

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