By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
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tick_tock 0

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

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loto_fml 3

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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tari_joon 0

I dunno, maybe it's cause most of you live in the States, but $60 for a haircut is pretty reasonable here in Aus. I used to get a lot of cheap hair cuts and I was never satisfied. I've now found a brilliant place that has done my hair exactly how I wanted twice, and I pay about $120 to get it done. @#246: You can't post an FML and not expect to get verbally-raped. This is the internet. Also, LOL @ the 12 year old. Best kid ever.

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FBIWarning 0

Good Illustration, well better then the others :P

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hairspray666 0

If you pay 120 whatever Austrialian currency is for a freaking haircut, then you're retarded. If they made an 'FML: Once you've read it, then you can be a douche bag.com' then NO ONE would go on that website. Don't refer to me as a number, this isn't the Holocaust. Can you really not spell 'AT'?

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xsw33tyx101 0

LOL @ people thinking $60 is expensive for a haircut... I pay @ least $100...

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skittleface 0

hurrah! spock is hot. fan girls will be throwing themselves at you.

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assho 0

I would totally bone a guy with a Spock haircut.

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jennam_fml 4

Actually, alot of the kids that come around our house are respectful. Same with when I go over to somebody elses house. Many kids in MY neighbour hood at least, are very respectful. I don't go to supercuts, my hairstylist is a good 6 times more expensive then a supercuts, and when I don't like the haircut, I make it very clear that I'm disappointed, and she lets me leave without paying. I don't ask my mom to pay for my haircuts, I drop by the house and she "surprises" me with a trip to my stylist, whether it be a dye job or a cut. I do go to college, I have a job, which is how I can afford my car, and rent for my house. And btw, I'm a female, and I do have a boyfriend. I like how you assume that I don't go to college, and I really don't see why that should matter, how I don't have a "girlfriend" and how I have no job because my mom decides to be nice and take me for a haircut. And please tell me where I "dissed" a twelve year old.

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scrapingbottom 0

I wish my mom took me for haircuts.........

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XXMeowmeowmeowXX 0

Haircuts are actually pretty expensive...even for a blow-dry, it was over 100 for me.

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FlipABitchF_54 0

That sucks. haha live in prosper. Star treck, Blechk!! I HATE IT! I would buzz it. Lol of just stay inside till it grew back out

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