Miscellaneous: Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist,... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

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tick_tock 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:04

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

loto_fml 3

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:05

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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mikaelap14 3

Friday 17 July 2009 4:17

LOL HAHAHA

Bucinka 5

Friday 24 July 2009 7:02

It's "live long AND prosper." So you totally deserve it, dude.

sven_sven 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:43

Sorry to say it man, but you really do deserve it. 1st: STAR TREK IS AWESOME!!!! (but I respect you not liking it) 2nd: Obviously the guy liked Star Trek so much that he was talking about it to about it to a complete stranger. You should have just lied and been like. "I might" or "Yeah, I can't wait". Lying to the random guy cutting your hair isn't that big a deal.

Meme1988 18

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:34

why would u pay 60$ for a hair cut! stupid!

dethstruk 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:32

All the people saying why would you pay for something you didn't want he might have paid him before he cut it now that may be his fault but it's still a possibility and all the people who said why would you pay 60$ for a haircut people have paid more than that for a haircut so stop freaking out

xxlostlonelyxx 0

Friday 8 January 2010 0:52

Are you other commenters idiots? This guy probably got screwed by the hair-cutter. Its not his fault the guy cut his hair a certain way, he probably didnt ask for it! Maybe he said something wrong when the guy asked him about star trek. You cant really change the hair-cutters anger issues or problems if HE makes a mistake; but you can sue for emotional damages=)

xxlostlonelyxx 0

Friday 8 January 2010 0:54

Are you other commenters idiots? This guy probably got screwed by the hair-cutter. Its not his fault the guy cut his hair a certain way, he probably didnt ask for it! Maybe he said something wrong when the guy asked him about star trek. You cant really change the hair-cutters anger issues or problems if HE makes a mistake; but you can sue for emotional damages=)

kirawolf89 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 8:16

dude. I love Spock. that's awesome. I dig it

totodiles 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:16

Ngl, I'm a girl and I'd pay that for a haircut like Spock's. If I saw you in the street I'd totally hug you.

ecicoder 5

Tuesday 29 June 2010 16:39

it's 'live long AND prosper' lol

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