By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
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tick_tock 0

Why would you pay for a haircut you hated?

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loto_fml 3

It's what happens when you pay a ridiculous price for something that is otherwise so cheap. I get my hair cut for around $7 and the lady is great.

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_ImNotBroken_ 0

Eugh bad haircuts are the worst :( The new Star trek was good and all... but I still wouldn't want to have that hair. Damn.

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shmelk 0

Your a ******* idiot. It is live long AND prosper. It is not in. Get it ******* right.

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pqrs 0

I love Spock's hair! You're so lucky. A shame such a good haircut was wasted on you. And by the way, it's "live long and prosper."

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mndz_mkl 0

Spike it or style it, not that hard to do. But, YDI for paying that much & not demanding for him to fix it.

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audiogasmic 0

Spock is a sexy beast, you should be grateful.

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btuwo 0

how does the OP deserve it if they weren't the one who cut their hair? its out of ur hands so fyl.

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happygoluckyhh 0

To Number 12. I don't know if you live under a rock, but a lot of kids swear now a days. Also, you must go to Super Cuts or something because anywhere I go where there are PROFESSIONAL stylists, you HAVE to pay whether you like it or not. Another thing, my mom does pay for my haircuts. Your mom pays for your hair cuts and your 19? That's sad! 1) You must not be in College - I can see that 2) You must not have a girlfriend - you still live with your mom 3) You must not have a job - you can't pay for your own haircuts. No wonder you have the time to diss a 12 year old!

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NightTenshi 0

#4 I hope you know that the saying is "May the force be with you" and that's from a totally ande qually stupid movie...but hey that's just my opinion.

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