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Same thing different taste
Twang
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Give me strength
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Full of it
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hahahhahahahahahahaha
wow oh shit i feel a bump on my arm i guess i got a fucken tumor , seriously lose some weight
Picked her teeth with the bones she did.
It isn't a co-joined twin, it's a tumor.
since when were abs on the side of your body?
well, we do have obliques and those are on the sides of our bodies next to our abs. the op was probably referring to that but most people including her probably dont know what obliques are or where they're located on our body. she also could have been feeling her rib lol OT: lose some weight fatty
Woah! it's carrot top!
Oh god, a lump?? Nope, cheeto.
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So your FML is that you lost fat and/or gained muscle?
I think the idea of the FML is that she has been way too fat for too long. Still does sound like fishing for a compliment, but I'll obligue since it made me giggle: Congratulations on being able to find your ab muscles OP !!!