Give me strength

By wtbfiber - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
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saIty 17

ARRRRRHHHH!!!!!!! *Ploop*

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n_epic_fail 14

You weren't taking a dump, you were making your daily offering to the porcelain throne.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

OP the bathroom isn't the place to try and go super sayian.

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isaiaha11 2

I pulled amuscle while bending to get a tissue

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Sounds like you need to see a doctor. That has to be painful!

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iamyummylicious 14

Or more fiber in their diet. Salads are tasty, you know? Stool softener and laxatives can help as well :|

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a1f0sff 25

Not only painful, it can cause little wounds and bleed. You should really be careful with that.

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Osito2011 9

Op has to becareful...you can rupture something pushing to hard. Op needs to relax and let it flow.

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Crystal55621 19

I'm pretty sure it doesn't flow without force.

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coolboy675 16

What super saiyan number did op go to?

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Daelda 6

Straining too much while taking a bowel movement has been known, in rare cases, to cause heart attacks. Go see your doctor. In the meantime, take some stool softeners, laxatives or eat more fiber.

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saIty 17

ARRRRRHHHH!!!!!!! *Ploop*

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philipino 24

That sounds like a shi- (gets bitchslapped)

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Last time, I screamed so much while taking a dump that I almost went super sayain.

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stolencookie 17

Careful there, pushing too hard can be bad for your systems.I hope you were just constipated and not just extremely weak and out of shape.

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xFluttershy 7

"The poop that took a pee" By Butters Stotch

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reenkaur 7

that sucks. constipated or something? fell better soon!

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zombicidal 11

such an improvement from last time when you posted three times and used poor grammar in each. just for that I give you one upthumb

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Azail 15

Wouldn't it be a thumbs up not an up thumb?

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zombicidal 11

perhaps but I'm on Reddit a lot and I almost typed upvote

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ThisIsMyReign 4

^ I think you should stop trying to be a Grammar Nazi.

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marinus_fml 19

Maybe working out seems like a good idea anyway.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Why not? Many pros, few cons to that advice. Whether or not it'll help OP out in This particular circumstance is anyone's guess though.... ;)

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MerrikBarbarian 9

It should. Exercise helps peristaltic motion so stuff moves through you better... Exercise, fiber and more water would all be beneficial to op

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ninjaboy18 6

There's blood in my stool. Oh ey de di de di de di de di de di de di :) -colin mochrie

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Betz 10

You must feel pooped after all that hard work. ;)

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Redoxx_fml 22

The Porcelain Throne was not impressed

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KiddNYC1O 20

Good thing McDonald's introduced their oatmeal. That way we can "release their demons" with ease.

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poindextrr 2

at least u get a workout without paying for a gym ? :)

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