Transportation: Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came...

By AJL - 04/07/2014 01:30 - United States

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

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By MadMax - 26/06/2013 20:49 - United States - Nashua

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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91hayek 31

Friday 4 July 2014 11:35

At least they felt obligated to leave an apology instead of an abusive note trying to justify their actions, or no note at all.

darlingdollie 24

Friday 4 July 2014 11:32

That's terrible. Sorry, OP. Karma will come for those who are ignorant and self-centered!

Comments

johbstonjacob 8

Friday 4 July 2014 23:03

Did they at least leave a phone number?

auzziegirl1938 22

Friday 4 July 2014 23:14

Stop parking in car spots then... Nothing ***** me off more! I moved one last night because he had managed to take up not just one, but two parking spots. Most towns have designated bike parking!

QueenSaru 28

Saturday 5 July 2014 2:17

Motorcycles have every right to park in parking spots. That's why PARKING spots exist. For PARKING. Also, here in Canada I've never seen designated motorcycle spots so it's possible that some countries have them/some towns have them, and some don't? Anyone who blocks up more than once spot regardless of whether they're driving a motorcycle, mini, or Ford F150 is an asshole, but anyone legitimately parked in a single spot is using it as it's designed to be used.

mansen 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 3:32

Where I live, and actually in the province that I live in, it is extremely rare to ever find designated motorbike parking spots. Bike riding weather/season is very very short. Developers would rather have regular parking put in. So no, not everywhere and every place has designated parking for motorbikes. Also, they are a vehicle. Just like a car, suv, or a truck. Just because they are smaller does not mean they do not have the right to use regular parking spots. Get your head out of your ass and think beyond yourself and your vehicle. No I do not own or ride one, but I have common respect and courtesy.

duuuh1 11

Sunday 6 July 2014 1:09

I have lived in 10 different states here in the U.S and I can count the amount of establishments I've seen that have designated motorcycle parking on one hand. They are not only legally allowed, but legally required to park in a parking space. They aren't "car spots" as you seem to believe, they're PARKING spots.

coledh 13

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:07

At least he apologized and didn't go 110% douche

FordTough 11

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:16

They should have known better than to touch OP's motorcycle. For those of you saying it's ok for him move to move it, would you like it if someone tried to move your car because it was in a space they wanted?

sassy2085 16

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:40

That is beyond rude

Beccag7 14

Saturday 5 July 2014 2:11

I'm sorry. Whoever left the note and moved your bike is a complete asshole. They obviously don't respect motorcycles or their riders. I say motorcyclists should receive MORE respect than car drivers because of how many car drivers hit motorcyclists. I hope you got the police involved. You did nothing wrong.

glabberfasted 16

Saturday 5 July 2014 3:01

I hope you know that most motorcycle accidents are cause by the motorcyclist being dangerous, not the other way around.

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 9 July 2014 15:58

That's not really true and most likely only applies to your area...

N7Krolord 3

Saturday 5 July 2014 2:20

#57 Society must regret your existance

Aoifenly 3

Saturday 5 July 2014 2:50

Find him and scratch his car them leave him a note saying sorry you wanted to park your bike there.

coughingcrazy 6

Saturday 5 July 2014 13:17

Sorry about all the "at least he said sorry" comments. They ******* touched YOUR property. It's just plain wrong.

alicat13 12

Saturday 5 July 2014 16:02

What type of idiot parks a cycle in a car spot? You give bike owners a bad name.

iwadasn 32

Saturday 5 July 2014 18:12

I don't know where you're from, but the majority of parking lots in the U.S. don't have special spots for motorcycles. People are allowed to park their motorcycle in the same place where someone might park their car, and it's a "first come, first serve" type of thing--cars don't have priority over motorcycles.

Wraith09 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 18:36

What kind of idiot thinks a "parking spot" is a "car spot"? There are no "car spots". A motorcycle is required, by law, to park in the designated parking spots provided. Those parking spots are for ALL vehicles. I have NEVER seen a "No Motorcycle Parking" sign in any parking lot. I have, however, seen those signs on walkways, sidewalks, alleys, and pathways. Why? Because motorcycles are supposed to use the designated parking spots. Get your head out of your ass and learn basic rules and courtesy, and stop whining because someone got to a better parking spot before you. You're not entitled to a parking spot someone is using, whether or not they are using ALL the space.