Transportation: Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came...

By AJL - 04/07/2014 01:30 - United States

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

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By MadMax - 26/06/2013 20:49 - United States - Nashua

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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91hayek 31

Friday 4 July 2014 11:35

At least they felt obligated to leave an apology instead of an abusive note trying to justify their actions, or no note at all.

darlingdollie 24

Friday 4 July 2014 11:32

That's terrible. Sorry, OP. Karma will come for those who are ignorant and self-centered!

Comments

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Friday 4 July 2014 20:35

Next time just park on the curb by the entrance - it's totally ok for bikers.

TogeBara 12

Friday 4 July 2014 20:43

To all the people saying, "at least he left a note" that doesn't excuse the idiot messing with his bike. It is the same idea as someone breaking your window to move your car so they can park in the spot you were currently parked. Unless insurance information was given, I'd have called the cops and made a report. This is basically a hit and run accident, at the very least it is vandalism.

jabamber123 2

Friday 4 July 2014 20:59

Your a douch.

Austinion 11

Friday 4 July 2014 21:00

What a dick

hitchhikerryder 20

Friday 4 July 2014 21:12

At least it wasnt stolen

illegalbeagle69 23

Friday 4 July 2014 21:33

No, you're a douche for not using 'you're' and for not spelling douche right.

Epickitty58 29

Friday 4 July 2014 21:41

He may as well have said "You're in my spot" (BIG BANG THEORY REFERENCE) What a nice guy. Too lazy to pick up the bike HE knocked over. Welcome to America.

little_star78 13

Saturday 5 July 2014 14:59

I don't know if I'd jump to the conclusion that they didn't pick up the bike because they were lazy. Motorcycles can be really really heavy depending on the size and what kind it was. If it was a full dresser bike and a 110 pound girl that dropped it there's no way she's getting it back up herself....still doesn't excuse what she did tho

womanmoon 15

Friday 4 July 2014 21:45

sucks to suck.

ThatHorse 15

Friday 4 July 2014 21:57

"Weren't any other spots" simply means that he didn't want to have to walk the extra 50 feet from the ones at the end of the row

NeatNit 32

Friday 4 July 2014 22:47

#57 I needed to park my car. There was no other spot. This spot had just a single, tiny motorcycle taking up the entire space. There was no other way! I REGRET NOTHING!!