Love: Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed...

By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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jaclynm 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:16

How old are you? like 7? isn't that something you did in like elementary school? man up.

blue8795 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:07

Ouch. Had you ever talked to her before this?

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youreawhore 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:11

And then? Did you man up and tell her it was you? If not, YDI. Though you should have man upped in the first place and asked her in person...

Kira_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:14

What are you, 12?

astonmartin007 4

Monday 3 October 2011 6:24

What are you an asshole

audiogasmic 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:31

....a note? are you in the fourth grade? good lord.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:39

How about you not ask out people you don't know?

tokyooo123 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:44

Probs should have talked to her...and not ask people out with notes

mikej1985 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:46

If this is in a classroom it would be funny if she asked the teacher who Mark H was and he/she replies with "I'm not sure, is he new?" LOL

Reasonable_man 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:51

Try talking to people before you ask them out? At least one real conversation, not just idle chit-chat, before asking them out? If not to actually get to know them then to filter out people like this: http://www.fmylife.com/work/761091

kdubyou 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:57

haha this happened in malcolm in the middle to reese. same exact situation. you stole it.

JoeBen_fml 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:57

Sounds like a line from the show Malcolm In The Middle: Reese: Because anything's better than the way things are now! I've had this cute lab partner in science for eight weeks now. Her name is Cheryl. I finally left Cheryl a note on her desk asking her out. And when she read it, she turned to me and said: "Do you know who Reese is?". So then she says, "Does ANYBODY know who Reese is?", and everybody shrugged. So I said, "Probably some nobody". And you know what? I was right.